Crap Towns / Worcestershire / Redditch

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Redditch

The Ditch. Follow signs for Bromsgrove.
Twinned with the same roundabout again

35/100Crap Score

Known as The Ditch.

637th crappest of 984 towns, and 4th in Worcestershire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Round and round.

Redditch made needles and fishing hooks. Now it makes roundabouts that all look the same.

Redditch made needles and fishing hooks, and now it's known as The Ditch. It's a new town built on dual carriageways and roundabouts that all look the same, and every sign sends you to Bromsgrove. Somebody prints a calendar of the roundabouts. People buy it.

In the centre the shops are empty, and round the estates the fly-tippers are busy. Redditch council logged fly-tipping at 2.1 times the typical council's rate, a fair bit of it whole lorry loads, and prosecuted nobody. The last bus on a Wednesday goes at 9.43pm, so after that you're walking round the roundabouts. Arrow Valley park is good. Nobody's put a roundabout in it yet.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Redditch's 87 for fly-tipping means it's crapper than 87% of towns.

  • Fly-tipping87/10023.6 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Redditch council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Rain55/100130 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband49/1007.5% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 9.3% across the Redditch council area
  • Air pollution44/1007.2 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.8 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene43/1002.2% rated 0 to 2, of the 270 food businesses with a rating
  • Criminal damage and arson41/1006.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires41/1005.4 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour37/10013.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions24/1001.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Sewage spills8/1003.2 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
Your patch: WorcestershireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Evesham522nd47
2Kidderminster524th47
3Stourport-on-Severn587th40
In danger of becoming nice from here down.4Redditch637th35
5Worcester697th29
6Great Malvern722nd27
7Bromsgrove724th26
8Catshill799th19
9Droitwich Spa960th2

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Redditch by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Redditch council

Have a crap-off

Redditch against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RedditchCrap Score 35
v
StudleyCrap Score 35

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.