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Wingerworth

Derbyshire by the Sea. There's no sea.
Twinned with the seaside, but with no sea

10/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 10. Higher scores are crapper.

How the score works

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Letters from the locals

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By the sea? It's near Chesterfield.

Wingerworth once called itself Derbyshire by the Sea. It's near Chesterfield.

Wingerworth once billed itself as Derbyshire by the Sea, because Smithy Pond had a lido. It's near Chesterfield. The lido's long gone, there's no public pool, the hall got knocked down and the coke ovens on The Avenue used to cover the place in muck. These days it's a quiet village where nobody nicks anything and nobody sets fire to the bins.

It does have one thing a seaside town would recognise. The storm overflows round here spill for 8.7 times as long as the typical town's. All the sewage of the seaside, and still no sea.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Wingerworth's 96 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 96% of towns.

  • Sewage spills96/1002,379 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain60/100134 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Air pollution39/1006.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.8 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene39/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 14 food businesses with a rating
  • Broadband35/1003.2% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 12.1% across the North East Derbyshire council area
  • Serious road collisions20/1001.4 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping20/1006.2 incidents per 1,000 people a year, North East Derbyshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Deliberate fires8/1001.6 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour5/1006.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson0/1002.3 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
Your patch: DerbyshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
12Buxton572nd42
In danger of becoming nice from here down.13Hadfield634th36
14Long Eaton661st33
15Brimington767th22
16Glossop831st16
17Swadlincote847th14
–Wingerworth–10
18Belper904th8
19Dronfield945th4

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Have a crap-off

Wingerworth against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

WingerworthCrap Score 10
v
Clay CrossCrap Score 74

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.