Still at the bus stop.

Stocksbridge sits at the bottom of a steep valley and made steel and umbrella frames. Now it's vape shops and Greggs, and a bus into Sheffield that might turn up. Some idiot keeps smashing things, somebody else keeps dumping rubbish up the lanes, and the sewage goes in the Little Don. For a small town, it's very good at being crap.

There's 2 vape shops, which per head is over nine times the typical town's, and no public park on the map. The rain turns up on 145 days a year. There's 2 swimming pools, mind, which is as well, because nobody's going in the Little Don. The bypass is meant to be haunted by ghost children. Probably waiting for the Sheffield bus.

The editor, whose Sheffield bus never came