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Adwick le Street

It's Addick. Say the le and you'll get a slap.
Twinned with anywhere that says the le

73/100Crap Score

Locals call it Addick.

263rd crappest of 984 towns, and 17th in South Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Scones? In Addick? Behave.

Sounds like the sort of place with a tea room. What you get is vandals and joyriders.

Adwick le Street. Sounds lovely, doesn't it? Sounds like scones. It's a pit village outside Doncaster where nobody says the le, the pit's long gone, and the vandalism runs at two and a half times the typical town's rate.

The firebugs are busy, at nearly nine times the typical town's. Bins, grass, whatever's going. Car crime's nearly three times the typical town's as well, so if it isn't on fire it's been nicked. There's 2 pubs. There's a motte and bailey up the road. Last time anyone defended the place.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Adwick le Street's 98 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 98% of towns.

  • Criminal damage and arson98/10017.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires98/10050.5 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour89/10026.0 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions86/1003.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution62/1008.3 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Sewage spills56/100354 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping31/1008.0 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Doncaster council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Food hygiene30/1001.3% rated 0 to 2, of the 80 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain15/100116 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband14/1003.3% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 3.6% across the Doncaster council area
Your patch: South YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
13Swallownest and Aston202nd80
14Conisbrough207th79
15Royston216th78
16Dunscroft and Hatfield235th76
17Adwick le Street263rd73
18Warmsworth296th70
19Maltby347th65
20Swinton380th61
21Scawthorpe and Cusworth428th57

Adwick le Street by numbers

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Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Doncaster council

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Adwick le StreetCrap Score 73
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