Crap Towns / South Yorkshire / Adwick le Street
Adwick le Street
73/100Crap Score
Locals call it Addick.
263rd crappest of 984 towns, and 17th in South Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.
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Scones? In Addick? Behave.
Sounds like the sort of place with a tea room. What you get is vandals and joyriders.
Adwick le Street. Sounds lovely, doesn't it? Sounds like scones. It's a pit village outside Doncaster where nobody says the le, the pit's long gone, and the vandalism runs at two and a half times the typical town's rate.
The firebugs are busy, at nearly nine times the typical town's. Bins, grass, whatever's going. Car crime's nearly three times the typical town's as well, so if it isn't on fire it's been nicked. There's 2 pubs. There's a motte and bailey up the road. Last time anyone defended the place.
What the score is made of
Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.
Adwick le Street's 98 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 98% of towns.
- Criminal damage and arson98/10017.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
- Deliberate fires98/10050.5 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
- Anti-social behaviour89/10026.0 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
- Serious road collisions86/1003.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
- Air pollution62/1008.3 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
- Sewage spills56/100354 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
- Fly-tipping31/1008.0 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Doncaster council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
- Food hygiene30/1001.3% rated 0 to 2, of the 80 food businesses with a rating
- Rain15/100116 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
- Broadband14/1003.3% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 3.6% across the Doncaster council area
| Pos | Town | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 13 | Swallownest and Aston | 80 |
| 14 | Conisbrough | 79 |
| 15 | Royston | 78 |
| 16 | Dunscroft and Hatfield | 76 |
| 17 | Adwick le Street | 73 |
| 18 | Warmsworth | 70 |
| 19 | Maltby | 65 |
| 20 | Swinton | 61 |
| 21 | Scawthorpe and Cusworth | 57 |
Adwick le Street by numbers
Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.
Crime, muck and dodgy water
- 124 crimes per 1,000 people a year (September 2023 to August 2026) Worse: 1.6x the typical town's 76.2
- 1 reports of potholes and bad road surfaces on FixMyStreet, the most reported problem in the year to October 2026 Better: 0.5 per 10,000 people, 85% lower than the typical town's 3.4
- 4 serious pollution incidents within 1 km since 2016, the latest in 2026
What's left on the high street
- 2 pubs, 1 Greggs on the map here as of 1 October 2026
- 6.3% of takeaways rated 0 to 2 for hygiene (1 of 16) Worse: 1.6x the typical town's 4.0%
- 1 bank branch closure announced since 2022 Worse: 5.5 per 100,000 people, 1.6x the typical town's 3.4
- 1 library shut for good since 2010: Carcroft (2012)
- 2 public swimming pools open Better: 1.1 per 10,000 people, 1.6x the typical English town's 0.7
- 2 places on England's Heritage at Risk register
Getting about, getting online, getting rained on
- 12.19am last bus out on a Wednesday About the same: About the same as the typical town's 12.14am
- 0.1% of premises can't get superfast broadband (January 2026) Better: 80% lower than the typical town's 0.5%
- 21.8% live more than 400 metres from a park or play space Worse: 41% higher than the typical town's 15.5%
- 1,493 hours of sunshine a year (1991 to 2020 average) About the same: About the same as the typical town's 1,532
Doncaster council
Have a crap-off
Adwick le Street against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.
- ?Fly-tippingper 1,000, council area?
- ?Anti-social behaviourper 1,000 people?
- ?Serious road crashesper 10,000 people?
- ?Sewage spillshours per 10,000 people?
- ?Food hygienerated poor?
- ?Criminal damageper 1,000 people?
- ?Dirty airµg/m³?
- ?No gigabitof premises can't get it?
- ?Deliberate firesper 10,000 people?
- ?Raindays a year?
Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.