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Scawthorpe and Cusworth

Nice hall. Watch out for the lorries.
Twinned with a nice hall with a lot to answer for

57/100Crap Score

428th crappest of 984 towns, and 21st in South Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Cusworth Hall's doing all the work.

A lovely hall and grounds. Beyond that, the kitchens are grim and the pool's shut.

Cusworth Hall and its park are a nice afternoon out. The rest is Barnsley Road, with lorries rumbling through and shaking the houses. Scawthorpe floods when it rains, there's nothing for young people to do, and serious crashes run well over the typical town's rate.

Check the hygiene stickers before you eat out. 12% of the food places score 0 to 2, five times the typical town's share. There's 1 pub and the swimming pool's shut. The local yobs are setting fire to things at four times the typical town's rate. Back to the hall, then.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Scawthorpe and Cusworth's 90 for deliberate fires means it's crapper than 90% of towns.

  • Deliberate fires90/10023.1 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Serious road collisions84/1003.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Food hygiene83/10012.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 25 food businesses with a rating
  • Air pollution74/1009.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.4 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Criminal damage and arson60/1007.8 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour43/10014.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Fly-tipping31/1008.0 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Doncaster council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Sewage spills29/10092.3 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain18/100117 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband7/1002.1% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 3.6% across the Doncaster council area
Your patch: South YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
17Adwick le Street263rd73
18Warmsworth296th70
19Maltby347th65
20Swinton380th61
21Scawthorpe and Cusworth428th57
22Darton507th49
23New Rossington and Rossington537th45
24Thorne544th45
25Chapeltown and High Green581st41

Have a crap-off

Scawthorpe and Cusworth against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Scawthorpe and CusworthCrap Score 57
v
BentleyCrap Score 91

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.