Crap Towns / Merseyside / Prescot

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Prescot

We used to make watches. Now we don't.
Twinned with a clock that's stopped

83/100Crap Score

172nd crappest of 984 towns, and 7th in Merseyside. Higher scores are crapper.

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Wanted a pool. Got a theatre.

Prescot made watches and cables. Now the big local campaign is for somewhere to park.

Prescot used to make watches and cables, and now it's got a new Shakespeare playhouse, which nobody saw coming. Locals asked for a swimming pool and an ice rink. They got a theatre. Visitors park in everyone's street all day, the library's gone and the shops are quiet in the daytime.

The takeaways are the real drama. Nearly one in five with a rating gets 0 to 2 from the hygiene inspectors, nearly five times the typical town's share. Drug offences run at three times the typical town's rate and some idiot sets a fire nearly three times as often. There's one charity shop and one bank.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Prescot's 94 for food hygiene means it's crapper than 94% of towns.

  • Food hygiene94/1007.6% rated 0 to 2, of the 210 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires86/10016.3 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Rain78/100154 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Air pollution74/10012.3 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.9 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Fly-tipping72/10015.8 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Knowsley council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Criminal damage and arson70/1008.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour64/10011.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions64/1002.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Sewage spills27/10079.5 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Broadband8/1002.5% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 3.0% across the Knowsley council area
Your patch: MerseysideTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
3Bootle83rd92
4St Helens103rd90
5Kirkby140th86
6Wallasey143rd86
7Prescot172nd83
8Huyton with Roby222nd78
9Newton-le-Willows340th66
10Haydock367th63
11Litherland400th59

Prescot by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Knowsley council

Have a crap-off

Prescot against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

PrescotCrap Score 83
v
Huyton with RobyCrap Score 78

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.