Crap Towns / Gwent / Newport

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Newport

Casnewydd
The Port. You knows it.
Twinned with Cardiff, and neither will admit it

97/100Crap Score

Known as Newport on Mud.

33rd crappest of 984 towns, and 2nd in Gwent. Higher scores are crapper.

How the score works

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Spewport to some.

The Transporter Bridge, Rodney Parade and a city centre that's lost its shops.

Newport has the Transporter Bridge, Rodney Parade and a city centre where the shops have mostly packed up. There are potholes everywhere and the market shuts before you've had your tea. The Usk is mostly mud.

Anti-social behaviour and criminal damage both run at twice the typical town's rate, crime overall at 1.7 times, and the council's fly-tipping at over four times the typical Welsh council's. Even the air's over the health guideline for nitrogen dioxide. Cardiff laugh. Newport gives it back. You knows it.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Newport's 96 for fly-tipping means it's crapper than 96% of towns.

  • Fly-tipping96/10045.4 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Newport council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Criminal damage and arson96/10014.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour90/10027.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills80/100869 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Serious road collisions78/1003.3 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Rain70/100145 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Air pollution53/10010.5 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.0 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene51/1002.5% rated 0 to 2, of the 689 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Broadband34/1005.5% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 6.9% across the Newport council area
Your patch: GwentTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Tredegar20th98
2Newport33rd97
3Risca36th96
4Ebbw Vale43rd96
5Abertillery48th95
6Blackwood79th92
7Caerphilly122nd88
8Pontypool138th86
9Ystrad Mynach148th85

Have a crap-off

Newport against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

NewportCrap Score 97
v
RogerstoneCrap Score 49

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.