Blaby. Mind the boy racers.

Whetstone helped build the jet engine, and the lads on Blaby bypass have been trying to break the sound barrier ever since. It's Fast and Furious after dark while everyone else lies awake. Come the morning, the rush hour through Whetstone goes at walking pace, so it evens out.

Blaby brought its old tomato back from the dead, which is more than anyone's managed for the swimming pool, shut since 2016. The water company lets sewage out nearby for more than three times as long as in the typical town, and 4 of the 66 food places with a rating score 0 to 2. Fast cars, slow everything else.

The editor, kept up by the bypass