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Wath upon Dearne

Queen of Villages. Held up at Biscay Way.
Twinned with the lights on Biscay Way

85/100Crap Score

146th crappest of 984 towns, and 12th in South Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Queen of Villages? Smell it first.

It calls itself the Queen of Villages. It smells of the waste plant and floods with fly-tipping.

Wath upon Dearne calls itself the Queen of Villages, which is a lot for an old pit town with a waste plant next door. The smell and the flies come over from Manvers, the lights on Biscay Way jam everything up and the roadworks never stop. Serious crashes run at twice the typical town's rate.

There's been 14 serious pollution incidents round here since 2016, and flies turned up in 2 of them, so it's not just moaning. 3.9% of homes fall short of even the legal minimum broadband. There's 1 public toilet and 8 pubs, and the storm overflows go off for about five times the typical town's hours. Some queen.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Wath upon Dearne's 95 for serious road collisions means it's crapper than 95% of towns.

  • Serious road collisions95/1004.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Sewage spills88/1001,361 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping84/10020.3 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Rotherham council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Deliberate fires83/10015.3 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Air pollution75/1009.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.3 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour64/10017.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson55/1007.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband49/10010.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 3.3% across the Rotherham council area
  • Food hygiene17/1000.9% rated 0 to 2, of the 116 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain9/100113 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: South YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
8Bentley87th91
9Wombwell89th91
10Doncaster118th88
11Hoyland123rd88
12Wath upon Dearne146th85
13Swallownest and Aston202nd80
14Conisbrough207th79
15Royston216th78
16Dunscroft and Hatfield235th76

Wath upon Dearne by numbers

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Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Rotherham council

Have a crap-off

Wath upon Dearne against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Wath upon DearneCrap Score 85
v
Bolton upon DearneCrap Score 86

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.