Crap Towns / West Yorkshire / Thornton

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Thornton

Still going on about that viaduct.
Twinned with a viaduct with no trains

83/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 83. Higher scores are crapper.

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Get off the pavement.

The old railway makes a better day out than the village it used to serve.

Thornton has a lovely curved viaduct, an old railway trail and a stone Market Street from when it had mills and quarries. Now it's cars parked on the pavements of Thornton Road and serious crashes at well over the typical town's rate. The trains stopped years ago.

There isn't a public park on the map, and 69.6% of the village lives further than 400 metres from a park or play area, so the railway trail's doing the job of one. It pisses down on 158 days a year. The sewers nearby overflow for five and a half times as long as the typical town's, and the old centre's made the Heritage at Risk register. Plenty of pubs to talk it over in.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Thornton's 93 for fly-tipping means it's crapper than 93% of towns.

  • Fly-tipping93/10032.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Bradford council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Sewage spills90/1001,500 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Deliberate fires89/10023.6 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Serious road collisions86/1004.1 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Rain81/100158 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Criminal damage and arson68/1008.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Air pollution37/1007.4 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.3 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour35/1008.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene27/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 34 food businesses with a rating
  • Broadband19/1004.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.5% across the Bradford council area
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
13Cleckheaton99th90
14Leeds106th89
15Castleford115th88
16Baildon163rd84
–Thornton–83
17Mirfield189th81
18Bingley197th80
19Liversedge200th80
20Gomersal and Birkenshaw208th79

Have a crap-off

Thornton against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

ThorntonCrap Score 83
v
QueensburyCrap Score 82

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.