Crap Towns / West Yorkshire / Castleford

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Castleford

Cas Vegas. Bookies, Greggs and wheelies.
Twinned with Ponte Carlo

88/100Crap Score

115th crappest of 984 towns, and 15th in West Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Vegas, is it? Is it bollocks.

Proper rugby town. The Tigers are great and the high street is a mess.

Castleford calls itself Cas Vegas and the bookies are doing their best, all 7 of them. The Tigers are the best thing about the place by a mile. The centre's empty shops, Greggs, litter and lads doing wheelies down the high street. Featherstone hate them. Featherstone would.

Away from the Jungle it's a busy old place for the police. Crime is up at nearly twice the typical town's rate, car crime at two and a half times, and the bins go up in flames at about seven times. Even the Halifax has gone. Ponte Carlo's down the road, and that's no better.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Castleford's 90 for deliberate fires means it's crapper than 90% of towns.

  • Deliberate fires90/10022.2 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour88/10016.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson88/10011.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions83/1003.5 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping75/10016.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wakefield council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Air pollution75/10010.3 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Sewage spills72/100647 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Food hygiene29/1001.8% rated 0 to 2, of the 341 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain28/100120 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband13/1002.7% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the Wakefield council area
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
11Pontefract78th92
12South Elmsall86th91
13Cleckheaton99th90
14Leeds106th89
15Castleford115th88
16Baildon163rd84
17Mirfield189th81
18Bingley197th80
19Liversedge200th80

Castleford by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Wakefield council

Have a crap-off

Castleford against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

CastlefordCrap Score 88
v
PontefractCrap Score 92

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.