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South Elmsall

Our best feature is a fossil. It's very old.
Twinned with South Kirkby, worse luck

91/100Crap Score

86th crappest of 984 towns, and 12th in West Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Empty stalls, tired market

There's a fossil coral reef in the old quarry. It's got more life than the market.

South Elmsall, or Emsull, has a fossil coral reef in the old quarry and Frickley Athletic, which is about it. The market is empty units and tired stalls, the whole place feels run-down and there's nothing to do. The old pit's a country park now. That's the nice bit.

Then there's the smell. There's been 21 serious pollution incidents round here since 2016, and 12 of them were landfill odour. Things go up in flames at five and a half times the typical town's rate, burglary sits at nearly two and a half, and the vandalism's nearly twice. South Kirkby will tell you Emsull's worse. For once they're right.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

South Elmsall's 94 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 94% of towns.

  • Criminal damage and arson94/10013.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires94/10031.2 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Sewage spills87/1001,251 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Anti-social behaviour85/10015.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Fly-tipping75/10016.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wakefield council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Serious road collisions73/1003.2 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution66/1009.0 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene51/1002.5% rated 0 to 2, of the 79 food businesses with a rating
  • Broadband21/1004.2% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the Wakefield council area
  • Rain10/100113 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
8Elland62nd94
9Batley63rd94
10Wakefield67th93
11Pontefract78th92
12South Elmsall86th91
13Cleckheaton99th90
14Leeds106th89
15Castleford115th88
16Baildon163rd84

South Elmsall by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Wakefield council

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South Elmsall against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

South ElmsallCrap Score 91
v
UptonCrap Score 54

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.