Crap Towns / Warwickshire / Rugby

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Rugby

We invented a sport by cheating. Proud of it.
Twinned with a schoolboy who cheated at football

54/100Crap Score

454th crappest of 984 towns, and 4th in Warwickshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Rugby. Named after the posh school.

Invented a sport. Lost its shops to the retail park. Mostly brags about the sport.

Rugby gave the world rugby after a schoolboy picked up the ball and ran with it, and the town's never let anyone forget it. It did early jet engine work and holograms too, and nobody's heard about either because of the bloody ball. The centre is empty shops, everyone goes to the retail parks and some call it Drugby.

The food is where it really goes wrong. The share of food places scoring 0 to 2 on hygiene is 4 times the typical town's, and for takeaways it's 3.4 times. Rugby council logs fly-tipping at twice the typical council's rate. The buses pack in early and there's no nightlife to miss anyway.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Rugby's 97 for food hygiene means it's crapper than 97% of towns.

  • Food hygiene97/1009.7% rated 0 to 2, of the 401 food businesses with a rating
  • Fly-tipping86/10022.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Rugby council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Air pollution63/1008.5 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.1 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour49/10015.3 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills39/100161 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain38/100123 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Serious road collisions34/1002.0 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Criminal damage and arson30/1005.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires22/1003.8 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Broadband14/1001.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 7.1% across the Rugby council area
Your patch: WarwickshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Bedworth300th70
2Warwick356th64
3Nuneaton378th62
4Rugby454th54
5Royal Leamington Spa527th46
In danger of becoming nice from here down.6Stratford-upon-Avon620th37
7Kenilworth725th26

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Rugby by numbers

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Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Rugby council

Have a crap-off

Rugby against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RugbyCrap Score 54
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CawstonCrap Score 11

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.