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Normanton

We had a market. Now we've got concrete.
Twinned with a slab of concrete

68/100Crap Score

Known as Stormy Normy.

312th crappest of 984 towns, and 23rd in West Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Where's the market gone?

The council knocked down the market and left a slab of concrete. Locals shop elsewhere.

Normanton used to be a big railway junction with a platform so long it was famous for it. Then the trains went, and the council knocked down the market and put down bare concrete instead. Now locals go to other towns for a proper market. Plenty of pubs, and the roads are worse than most for serious crashes. Normanhattan, they call it.

The overflows nearby dump sewage for over two and a half times the typical town's hours, and some idiot keeps setting fire to the grass. Halifax shut and left a banking hub. There's 18 pubs and 12 hairdressers, so there's somewhere to go once you've given up on the market.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Normanton's 81 for serious road collisions means it's crapper than 81% of towns.

  • Serious road collisions81/1003.5 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution77/10010.4 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.3 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Deliberate fires76/10011.0 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Fly-tipping75/10016.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wakefield council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Sewage spills75/100719 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Criminal damage and arson60/1007.8 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour37/1008.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene32/1001.6% rated 0 to 2, of the 127 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain25/100119 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband17/1003.4% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the Wakefield council area
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
19Liversedge200th80
20Gomersal and Birkenshaw208th79
21Pudsey272nd72
22Todmorden298th70
23Normanton312th68
24Featherstone314th68
25Brighouse335th66
26Morley337th66
27East Ardsley368th63

Normanton by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Wakefield council

Have a crap-off

Normanton against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

NormantonCrap Score 68
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FeatherstoneCrap Score 68

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.