Crap Towns / North Yorkshire / Knaresborough

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Knaresborough

Lovely viaduct. They race beds through town.
Twinned with Harrogate's little brother

25/100Crap Score

People from here are Crag Rats.

743rd crappest of 984 towns, and 15th in North Yorkshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Lovely viaduct. Shame about the water.

The viaduct's gorgeous. The High Street has lorries going through it and empty shops.

Knaresborough's the postcard: castle on the cliff, viaduct over the Nidd, and the Crag Rats racing beds through town for a laugh. Off the postcard it's lorries squeezing down the High Street, cars all over the market place, empty shops and a cramped bus station.

They shut the paddling pool, 3 swimming pools have closed since 2010, and the Nidd at the Lido was rated Poor for bathing in 2025. So there's nowhere to swim, and you wouldn't want to. The sun manages 1,381 hours a year. Plenty of pubs, mind, 16 of them. You'll need them.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Knaresborough's 78 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 78% of towns.

  • Sewage spills78/100825 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain65/100138 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour50/10015.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene42/1002.1% rated 0 to 2, of the 96 food businesses with a rating
  • Broadband42/1002.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 17.4% across the North Yorkshire council area
  • Criminal damage and arson30/1005.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions29/1001.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution18/1005.4 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.8 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Deliberate fires15/1002.9 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Fly-tipping12/1005.0 incidents per 1,000 people a year, North Yorkshire council area, 2023-24 to 2024-25
Your patch: North YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
10Northallerton436th56
11Selby481st51
12Huntington533rd46
13Haxby589th40
In danger of becoming nice from here down.14Catterick Garrison681st31
15Knaresborough743rd25
16Harrogate826th16
17Ripon838th15
18Ingleby Barwick910th8

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Knaresborough by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

North Yorkshire council

Have a crap-off

Knaresborough against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

KnaresboroughCrap Score 25
v
HarrogateCrap Score 16

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.