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Herne Bay

Our pier's got a bit missing. A big bit.
Twinned with Whitstable, who think they're better

64/100Crap Score

Known as the Bay.

350th crappest of 984 towns, and 14th in Kent. Higher scores are crapper.

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Where's the end of the pier gone?

Herne Bay's pier doesn't reach its own end. The end bit's stuck out at sea on its own.

Herne Bay has a pier with the end bit marooned out at sea, which tells you most of it. The pier shops sell tat, there's nothing to do at night and motorbikes tear through the park. The fly-tippers are busy. Whitstable's up the road being smug about it, and for once Whitstable's got a point.

The banks have given up on it: 6 branch closures since 2022, over seven times the typical town's rate. The high street has charity shops at three times the typical town's rate instead. The sun's out for 1,863 hours a year, so at least you get a good look at the end of the pier.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Herne Bay's 80 for fly-tipping means it's crapper than 80% of towns.

  • Fly-tipping80/10018.8 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Canterbury council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Broadband75/1006.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 25.0% across the Canterbury council area
  • Criminal damage and arson75/1009.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour72/10019.0 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene59/1002.9% rated 0 to 2, of the 206 food businesses with a rating
  • Serious road collisions53/1002.5 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution41/1007.2 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.7 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Sewage spills35/100127 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2024 to 2025
  • Deliberate fires20/1003.5 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Rain1/100106 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: KentTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
10Maidstone303rd69
11Gillingham308th69
12Ramsgate321st67
13Folkestone346th65
14Herne Bay350th64
15Faversham353rd64
16Margate362nd63
17Swanley402nd59
18Whitstable437th56

Herne Bay by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Canterbury council

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Herne Bay against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Herne BayCrap Score 64
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HerneCrap Score 32

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.