Crap Towns / Kent / Ramsgate

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Ramsgate

Royal at the harbour. Rammo up the road.
Twinned with Margate, and they're both grim

67/100Crap Score

321st crappest of 984 towns, and 12th in Kent. Higher scores are crapper.

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Don't go up the hill.

Lovely harbour. Walk up into town and it's boarded up shops and street drinkers.

Ramsgate has a Royal Harbour, Georgian terraces and a lovely beach, and if you stay down by the water it's fine. Go up the High Street and it's boarded-up shops, street drinking and old buildings left to rot, with 3 of them on the Heritage at Risk register. Locals call it Ramfrancisco. They're having a laugh.

The vandals are busier here than most places, and the bad crashes are worse than most too. There are 39 pubs, nearly twice the typical town's per head, and Barclays, Halifax, NatWest and Santander have each shut a branch, so plenty to spend your money on and nowhere to get it out. Margate's up the road, if you fancy a change of grim.

There are 1,860 hours of sun a year, so you can see the state of it clearly.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Ramsgate's 93 for serious road collisions means it's crapper than 93% of towns.

  • Serious road collisions93/1004.4 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Criminal damage and arson91/10011.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband91/10019.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 20.8% across the Thanet council area
  • Anti-social behaviour83/10022.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Fly-tipping77/10017.3 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Thanet council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Air pollution46/1007.6 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.7 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Deliberate fires27/1004.1 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Food hygiene7/1001.1% rated 0 to 2, of the 375 food businesses with a rating
  • Sewage spills7/1002.8 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2024 to 2025
  • Rain7/100112 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: KentTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
8Dover275th72
9Rochester280th72
10Maidstone303rd69
11Gillingham308th69
12Ramsgate321st67
13Folkestone346th65
14Herne Bay350th64
15Faversham353rd64
16Margate362nd63

Ramsgate by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Thanet council

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Ramsgate against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RamsgateCrap Score 67
v
BroadstairsCrap Score 47

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.