Crap Towns / Lancashire / Fulwood

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Fulwood

Fullhood. Less posh round the back.
Twinned with Garstang Road at rush hour

82/100Crap Score

176th crappest of 984 towns, and 20th in Lancashire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Not as posh as it thinks.

A barracks, a hospital and a lot of traffic. The anti-social behaviour and fly-tipping are worse than most.

Fulwood's the leafy bit of Preston with the barracks and the hospital, and it reckons it's posh. Locals call it Fullhood, and they've got a point. Anti-social behaviour is running at 1.6 times the typical town's rate and so are the serious crashes, and Preston council records three times the typical council's fly-tipping.

There's one public toilet in the whole of Fulwood. With Garstang Road rammed at rush hour, you'd better have gone before you set off.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Fulwood's 94 for fly-tipping means it's crapper than 94% of towns.

  • Fly-tipping94/10035.4 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Preston council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Serious road collisions88/1003.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Rain82/100160 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour82/10022.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills64/100485 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Air pollution42/1008.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.0 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Deliberate fires41/1005.4 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson33/1005.8 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband25/1003.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 7.8% across the Preston council area
  • Food hygiene25/1001.3% rated 0 to 2, of the 150 food businesses with a rating
Your patch: LancashireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
16Oswaldtwistle53rd95
17Blackpool77th92
18Fleetwood92nd91
19Skelmersdale147th85
20Fulwood176th82
21Chorley191st81
22Clitheroe227th77
23Bamber Bridge274th72
24Leyland306th69

Fulwood by numbers

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Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Preston council

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Fulwood against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

FulwoodCrap Score 82
v
PrestonCrap Score 98

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.