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Broughton Astley

Still calls itself a village. A very big one.
Twinned with a station that used to be here

3/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 3. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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More houses. Still a village.

They keep building houses. Nobody's told the drains or the doctors.

Broughton Astley used to make socks and bricks. Now it makes houses, loads of the bloody things, and still calls itself a village. The station went years ago, so everyone drives through the middle, and Cottage Lane has become somebody else's shortcut. Nothing goes wrong here. Crime's under half the typical town's. It's just rammed.

The locals worry the drains won't cope with all the new houses. The storm overflows within a kilometre already spill at 2.7 times the typical town's rate, so the drains have answered that one. Plenty of parks, to be fair. No pool.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Broughton Astley's 76 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 76% of towns.

  • Sewage spills76/100751 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Broadband50/1002.8% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 19.2% across the Harborough council area
  • Air pollution40/1006.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.8 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Rain33/100122 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Food hygiene31/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 28 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires18/1003.1 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson14/1004.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions11/1001.1 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping4/1003.6 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Harborough council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Anti-social behaviour3/1006.3 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
Your patch: LeicestershireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
10Hinckley877th11
11Mountsorrel888th10
12Earl Shilton900th9
13Ashby-de-la-Zouch917th7
–Broughton Astley–3
14Lutterworth969th2
15Syston971st1
16Market Harborough974th1
17Wigston975th1

Broughton Astley by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Harborough council

Have a crap-off

Broughton Astley against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Broughton AstleyCrap Score 3
v
CountesthorpeCrap Score 7

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.