Stop sniggering

Wideopen is a quiet old pit village on the Great North Road with a name that makes everyone snigger. It's all joined up, and they'll correct you if you split it. Crime's low and the roads are safe. Weetslade Country Park is nice. The only real problem is fly-tipping, which is worse than most. Somebody's treating it as a tip.

There's no public park on the map, so the nice bit's Weetslade, which is outside. Some bright spark's setting fire to things at twice the typical town's rate, and the latest serious pollution incident was contaminated building rubble dumped on the land in 2026. There's 2 pubs and no swimming pool. Nothing much happens. They'll tell you that's the point.

The editor, denied even a decent moan