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Kibworth Beauchamp and Kibworth Harcourt

Top Kibburth and Bottom Kibburth. Don't mix them up.
Twinned with the other Kibworth

2/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 2. Higher scores are crapper.

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Kibworth. Pick a side.

Neighbouring villages, a shared name, and centuries of not getting on.

Kibworth is really Kibworth Beauchamp and Kibworth Harcourt, and they've spent centuries refusing to do anything together, from joint councils to joint celebrations. The BBC made a whole documentary about the place, no idea why. A railway still splits the two, though the station shut years ago.

Nobody commits any crime, nobody sets fire to anything and the fly-tippers can't be bothered. So it's new houses with no school or dentist places, and the sewage. The overflows round here spill for 5.4 times as long as the typical town's. That's the one thing both Kibworths share.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Kibworth Beauchamp and Kibworth Harcourt's 89 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 89% of towns.

  • Sewage spills89/1001,476 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Broadband56/1004.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 19.2% across the Harborough council area
  • Air pollution38/1006.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.7 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene32/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 25 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain28/100120 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Serious road collisions12/1001.1 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping4/1003.6 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Harborough council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Deliberate fires3/1001.0 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson1/1002.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour0/1004.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
Your patch: LeicestershireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
10Hinckley877th11
11Mountsorrel888th10
12Earl Shilton900th9
13Ashby-de-la-Zouch917th7
–Kibworth Beauchamp and Kibworth Harcourt–2
14Lutterworth969th2
15Syston971st1
16Market Harborough974th1
17Wigston975th1

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Kibworth Beauchamp and Kibworth HarcourtCrap Score 2
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OadbyCrap Score 0

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.