Crap Towns / West Yorkshire / Crofton

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Crofton

Decent. Annoyingly decent.
Twinned with a lake and a cancelled bus

20/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 20. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Nothing wrong with it. Irritating.

Old pit village with a nice lake, no trouble and buses that don't turn up.

Crofton is an old pit village that's gone and turned out all right. Nice lake, nice walks, hardly any crime and careful drivers. The only things to moan about are the buses getting cancelled, the new houses clogging Doncaster Road and the old sewers struggling. That's not a lot to work with, Crofton. Cheers for nothing.

The local firebugs are setting fire to things at twice the typical town's rate, so it's not all lakeside strolls. Otherwise it's Coppers Lake, The Sidings and Nostell Miners Welfare on a Saturday, and gigabit broadband in almost every house. It's hard to stick the boot in when the place gives you nothing.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Crofton's 76 for deliberate fires means it's crapper than 76% of towns.

  • Deliberate fires76/10011.9 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Fly-tipping75/10016.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wakefield council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Sewage spills62/100444 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Air pollution55/1008.2 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.9 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Food hygiene32/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 26 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain22/100118 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Serious road collisions18/1001.3 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Anti-social behaviour10/1005.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson8/1003.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband2/1000.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the Wakefield council area
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
30Honley433rd56
31Otley448th55
32Ilkley514th48
33Guiseley516th48
34Kippax555th44
35Yeadon563rd43
36Garforth571st42
In danger of becoming nice from here down.–Crofton–20
37Wetherby822nd16

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

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CroftonCrap Score 20
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Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.