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Havercroft and Ryhill

The pits shut. Now the buses are going.
Twinned with a bus that's been cut

64/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 64. Higher scores are crapper.

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Old pit villages, buses that vanish and a lot of sewage.

Havercroft and Ryhill are old pit villages that used to send coal everywhere. Now they can't get a bus to Barnsley that keeps the same route for a month. The railway's gone, the timetables keep changing, and some idiot keeps smashing up the learning centre. Get a lift. Or don't bother.

The overflows nearby run for nearly five times as long as the typical town's, and stuff gets torched at two and a half times the typical rate. Nobody shoplifts, mind, which might be because there's nowhere to shop. They had tramways taking the coal to the Barnsley Canal once. Now you can't get yourself to Barnsley.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Havercroft and Ryhill's 87 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 87% of towns.

  • Sewage spills87/1001,290 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Deliberate fires80/10014.9 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Fly-tipping75/10016.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wakefield council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Criminal damage and arson63/1008.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene56/1003.9% rated 0 to 2, of the 26 food businesses with a rating
  • Serious road collisions46/1002.3 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution44/1007.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.9 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour34/1008.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband30/1005.9% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the Wakefield council area
  • Rain24/100119 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: West YorkshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
23Normanton312th68
24Featherstone314th68
25Brighouse335th66
26Morley337th66
–Havercroft and Ryhill–64
27East Ardsley368th63
28Ossett372nd62
29Rothwell389th61
30Honley433rd56

Have a crap-off

Havercroft and Ryhill against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Havercroft and RyhillCrap Score 64
v
RoystonCrap Score 78

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.