Crap Towns / Mid Glamorgan / Treherbert

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Treherbert

The train stops here. So does everything else.
Twinned with the last train back to Cardiff

44/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 44. Higher scores are crapper.

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Bank's gone. Big shop's in Treorchy.

Top of the Rhondda, end of the railway, and the bank and the big shop are somewhere else.

Treherbert is the top of the Rhondda, where the railway from Cardiff runs out. Pen Pych has waterfalls and cracking views. Everything else is a trip. The banks have gone, the supermarket is out of the valley and the bus to Treorchy costs a fortune.

You get rain on 191 days a year, and the total comes to over three and a half times the typical town's. 8.3% of food places get a hygiene rating of 0 to 2, three and a half times the typical town's share. Lovely mountains, mind, when you can see them.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Treherbert's 99 for rain means it's crapper than 99% of towns.

  • Rain99/100191 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Food hygiene79/1008.3% rated 0 to 2, of the 36 food businesses with a rating
  • Sewage spills78/100821 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping71/10015.3 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Rhondda Cynon Taf council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Broadband66/1007.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 18.6% across the Rhondda Cynon Taf council area
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Criminal damage and arson44/1006.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour11/1008.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Air pollution5/1004.6 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 4.7 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Serious road collisions1/1000.2 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
Your patch: Mid GlamorganTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
6Maesteg462nd53
7Tonypandy469th52
8Mountain Ash504th49
9Tonyrefail551st44
–Treherbert–44
In danger of becoming nice from here down.10Church Village640th35
11Bridgend670th32
12Pyle738th25
13Sarn886th10

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Have a crap-off

Treherbert against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

TreherbertCrap Score 44
v
TreorchyCrap Score 60

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.