Crap Towns / Mid Glamorgan / Tonyrefail

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Tonyrefail

Wet enough without the sewage.
Twinned with a pavement you can't walk on

44/100Crap Score

551st crappest of 984 towns, and 9th in Mid Glamorgan. Higher scores are crapper.

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Ton of Rubble, say the locals

Old pit town where it never stops raining and everyone parks on the pavement.

Tonyrefail is an old pit town in the valleys with nowhere to park, so everyone parks on the pavement on Mill Street and you walk in the road. That's the big local moan. Outsiders say Tony-ree-fail. Locals call it Ton of Rubble.

The rain turns up on 180 days a year, two and a half times the typical town's rainfall, and the sewers spill more than most. There's 1 pub on the map, for the whole of Ton. Otherwise it's well behaved, with hardly any trouble or crashes.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Tonyrefail's 98 for rain means it's crapper than 98% of towns.

  • Rain98/100180 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Sewage spills89/1001,447 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping71/10015.3 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Rhondda Cynon Taf council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Broadband68/1007.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 18.6% across the Rhondda Cynon Taf council area
  • Food hygiene64/1004.2% rated 0 to 2, of the 48 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Criminal damage and arson38/1006.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour14/1009.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Air pollution14/1005.7 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Serious road collisions1/1000.5 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
Your patch: Mid GlamorganTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
5Pontypridd419th57
6Maesteg462nd53
7Tonypandy469th52
8Mountain Ash504th49
9Tonyrefail551st44
In danger of becoming nice from here down.10Church Village640th35
11Bridgend670th32
12Pyle738th25
13Sarn886th10

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Have a crap-off

Tonyrefail against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

TonyrefailCrap Score 44
v
PorthCrap Score 76

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.