Crap Towns / Kent / Sittingbourne

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Sittingbourne

It smells. Because it's Sittingbourne.
Twinned with a creek you can smell from the train

74/100Crap Score

Known as the Bourne.

Joint 255th crappest of 984 towns, and 6th in Kent. Higher scores are crapper.

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You'll smell it first.

Made bricks and paper. Now it's empty shops and the same old smell.

Sittingbourne made bricks and paper, and you used to know you'd arrived by the smell of Milton Creek. Now it's empty shops on the High Street and commercial bins left all over the pavement. In summer the fields chip in with their own smell.

Some idiot's setting the bins on fire, too. Deliberate fires run at 1.7 times the typical town's rate, and burning rubbish is the favourite. Anti-social behaviour is worse than most. There's not a single bus on a Sunday, in a town this size, so the Brickies are stuck with it. At least it hardly rains.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Sittingbourne's 85 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 85% of towns.

  • Criminal damage and arson85/10010.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour82/10022.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Air pollution76/1009.5 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.4 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Fly-tipping71/10015.4 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Swale council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Deliberate fires71/1009.5 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Broadband69/1007.1% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 19.8% across the Swale council area
  • Serious road collisions59/1002.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Sewage spills44/100217 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2024 to 2025
  • Food hygiene28/1001.7% rated 0 to 2, of the 293 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain2/100107 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: KentTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
2Chatham107th89
3Dartford198th80
4Canterbury201st80
5Northfleet242nd75
6Sittingbourne255th74
7Gravesend270th73
8Dover275th72
9Rochester280th72
10Maidstone303rd69

Sittingbourne by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Swale council

Have a crap-off

Sittingbourne against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

SittingbourneCrap Score 74
v
MinsterCrap Score 54

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.