Crap Towns / Herefordshire / Ledbury

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Ledbury

Lovely old town. Bloody pleased with itself.
Twinned with a black and white house

11/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 11. Higher scores are crapper.

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Ledbury. Pretty, and it knows it.

Black and white buildings and a poetry festival. Ledbury's very impressed with Ledbury.

Ledbury is all black and white timber buildings, a poetry festival and Morris dancers. It's sickeningly pretty. The trade's gone out of town, so the lovely old High Street runs on charity shops, at 4.3 times the typical town's rate per head, plus a Greggs, a vape shop and a lot of pubs. Barclays left in 2022.

Clean air, nice parks, hardly anybody fly-tips. The last bus on a Wednesday goes at 8.26pm, so if the poetry runs late you're walking home. Pretty. Pricey. Pleased with itself.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Ledbury's 86 for broadband means it's crapper than 86% of towns.

  • Broadband86/10015.9% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 17.7% across the Herefordshire council area
  • Sewage spills45/100225 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Food hygiene41/1001.8% rated 0 to 2, of the 56 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires41/1005.2 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson37/1006.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Rain28/100120 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour26/10011.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions19/1001.4 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution18/1004.9 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.0 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Fly-tipping9/1004.4 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Herefordshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
Your patch: HerefordshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Leominster517th48
In danger of becoming nice from here down.2Hereford671st32
3Ross-on-Wye784th20
–Ledbury–11

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Ledbury by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Herefordshire council

Have a crap-off

Ledbury against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

LedburyCrap Score 11
v
Great MalvernCrap Score 27

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.