Crap Towns / Northamptonshire / Corby

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Corby

Steel Town. The steel's gone. The bookies stayed.
Twinned with a trouser press

52/100Crap Score

472nd crappest of 984 towns, and 5th in Northamptonshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Corby. Like the trouser press.

The steelworks shut, the bookies opened, and the buses still don't turn up.

Corby used to be a steel town. Then the steelworks shut, and now everyone just thinks of a trouser press. The town centre's empty shops, overflowing bins and bookies, with twice the typical town's bookies per head. They built the council a shiny Cube to sit in, though, so that's nice.

It's got parks coming out of its ears, nearly everyone lives a short walk from one, and some knobhead keeps setting fire to them. Fires get started on purpose at twice the typical town's rate, mostly grass and woods. There's barely a public loo in the place either, so the parks get that as well. Kettering fans say Corby's a shithole. Kettering scores crapper. Have that.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Corby's 79 for deliberate fires means it's crapper than 79% of towns.

  • Deliberate fires79/10012.0 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour73/10019.3 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene62/1003.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 296 food businesses with a rating
  • Fly-tipping62/10011.8 incidents per 1,000 people a year, North Northamptonshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Air pollution55/1007.8 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.1 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Criminal damage and arson50/1007.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills36/100133 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Serious road collisions29/1001.9 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Broadband25/1005.1% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the North Northamptonshire council area
  • Rain24/100119 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
Your patch: NorthamptonshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Northampton175th82
2Daventry248th75
3Wellingborough260th74
4Kettering452nd54
5Corby472nd52
6Rushden521st47
7Raunds562nd43
In danger of becoming nice from here down.8Burton Latimer654th34
9Towcester680th31

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Corby by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

North Northamptonshire council

Have a crap-off

Corby against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

CorbyCrap Score 52
v
DesboroughCrap Score 21

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.