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Burton Latimer

We make the cereal. The lorries make the noise.
Twinned with a lorry on Finedon Road

34/100Crap Score

654th crappest of 984 towns, and 8th in Northamptonshire. Higher scores are crapper.

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Burton Latimer. Lorries, mainly.

The cereal factory feeds the country. Its lorries flatten Finedon Road.

Burton Latimer makes breakfast cereal and not much else these days. The shoe factories are gone. The cereal lorries thunder down Finedon Road all day, so nobody in town needs telling what's for breakfast. The evening buses to Kettering are thin on the ground. Kettering. Imagine wanting a night out in Kettering.

Nobody nicks anything, to be fair. Crime's well under the typical town's. But there's less than a square metre of public park a head and no pool, the anti-social behaviour's shot up lately, and the bins get set on fire.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Burton Latimer's 71 for air pollution means it's crapper than 71% of towns.

  • Air pollution71/1008.6 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 7.4 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Deliberate fires62/1007.7 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Fly-tipping62/10011.8 incidents per 1,000 people a year, North Northamptonshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Anti-social behaviour56/10016.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene48/1002.3% rated 0 to 2, of the 44 food businesses with a rating
  • Sewage spills29/10089.8 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Serious road collisions28/1001.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Rain21/100118 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband18/1003.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 4.7% across the North Northamptonshire council area
  • Criminal damage and arson17/1004.7 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
Your patch: NorthamptonshireTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
3Wellingborough260th74
4Kettering452nd54
5Corby472nd52
6Rushden521st47
7Raunds562nd43
In danger of becoming nice from here down.8Burton Latimer654th34
9Towcester680th31
10Desborough781st21
11Brackley860th13

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Burton Latimer by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

North Northamptonshire council

Have a crap-off

Burton Latimer against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Burton LatimerCrap Score 34
v
KetteringCrap Score 54

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.