Crap Towns / West Sussex / Rustington

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Rustington

Free parking. That's the pitch.
Twinned with a bungalow by the sea

15/100Crap Score

Locals call it Rusty.

833rd crappest of 984 towns, and 17th in West Sussex. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Not Littlehampton. Just.

Flint cottages, bungalows and free parking. They're very proud of the free parking.

Rustington is a seaside village of flint cottages and bungalows between Littlehampton and Worthing, and its big draw is free parking at the shops. Crime's about half the typical town's. Littlehampton creeps closer every year, and Rusty would very much like everyone to know it's a village.

There are 16 public toilets, nearly three times the typical town's per head, which tells you exactly who lives here. Barclays, Lloyds, NatWest and Santander have all shut a branch, so the pensioners park for free and then can't get any money out. They set world airspeed records over the seafront once. Nothing's moved that fast since.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Rustington's 88 for broadband means it's crapper than 88% of towns.

  • Broadband88/10018.0% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 17.7% across the Arun council area
  • Serious road collisions53/1002.5 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping42/1009.7 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Arun council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Food hygiene35/1001.8% rated 0 to 2, of the 165 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain27/100120 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Air pollution25/1006.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour23/10010.8 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires20/100
  • Criminal damage and arson15/1004.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills9/1005.3 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2024 to 2025
Your patch: West SussexTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
10Worthing554th44
In danger of becoming nice from here down.11Haywards Heath616th37
12Burgess Hill629th36
13Horsham647th34
14Lancing and Sompting690th30
15Hassocks and Hurstpierpoint727th26
16Selsey827th16
17Rustington833rd15
18Southwater916th7

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Rustington by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Arun council

Have a crap-off

Rustington against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RustingtonCrap Score 15
v
LittlehamptonCrap Score 85

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.