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Rhosllannerchrugog

Great choirs. Shit car parks.
Twinned with a car park full of potholes

54/100Crap Score

455th crappest of 984 towns, and 7th in Clwyd. Higher scores are crapper.

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Lovely singing, tatty streets.

The Jackos have the choirs and a proper theatre. Outside looks knackered.

Rhosllannerchrugog is the Rhos to anyone who wants to finish a sentence. Locals are Jackos, the choirs are excellent, and the Stiwt is a proper theatre in the old miners' institute. Trouble is you can't park near it, the car parks are falling apart and the signs and benches look knackered.

Something's usually getting smashed, and the rain turns up on 150 days a year. There are 9 pubs, mind, so the choir's never short of a warm-up.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Rhosllannerchrugog's 81 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 81% of towns.

  • Criminal damage and arson81/1009.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills78/100825 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain74/100150 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour70/10018.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Broadband47/1004.9% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 13.9% across the Wrexham council area
  • Serious road collisions42/1002.2 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Fly-tipping37/1008.9 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wrexham council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Food hygiene26/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 38 food businesses with a rating
  • Air pollution11/1004.9 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
Your patch: ClwydTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
3Colwyn Bay217th78
4Prestatyn287th71
5Wrexham331st66
6Flint365th63
7Rhosllannerchrugog455th54
8Connah's Quay470th52
9Hawarden566th43
10Conwy583rd41
In danger of becoming nice from here down.11Buckley599th39

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

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RhosllannerchrugogCrap Score 54
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