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Acrefair and Cefn-mawr

World famous aqueduct. Village nobody's heard of.
Twinned with a dumped shopping trolley

64/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 64. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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The Cefn. Nobody stops.

Coachloads come for the aqueduct. None of them come into the village. Smart people.

Ever been to the Cefn? No, nor has anyone off the aqueduct coaches. They walk across the canal in the sky, take a photo and bugger off before they get anywhere near the village. Can't blame them.

The old chemical works used to stink the place out, so it's not like it's only just gone downhill. Now it's the storm overflows, spilling for nearly seven times as long per head as the typical town's, plus trolleys in every hedge and criminal damage at nearly twice the typical town's rate. Plenty of pubs, mind. You'll need one.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Acrefair and Cefn-mawr's 94 for criminal damage and arson means it's crapper than 94% of towns.

  • Criminal damage and arson94/10013.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Sewage spills93/1001,892 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Anti-social behaviour85/10023.6 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Rain70/100144 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband53/1006.1% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 13.9% across the Wrexham council area
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Fly-tipping37/1008.9 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Wrexham council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Serious road collisions32/1001.8 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Food hygiene27/1000.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 34 food businesses with a rating
  • Air pollution12/1005.4 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
Your patch: ClwydTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
2Llandudno128th87
3Colwyn Bay217th78
4Prestatyn287th71
5Wrexham331st66
–Acrefair and Cefn-mawr–64
6Flint365th63
7Rhosllannerchrugog455th54
8Connah's Quay470th52
9Hawarden566th43

Have a crap-off

Acrefair and Cefn-mawr against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

Acrefair and Cefn-mawrCrap Score 64
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RhosllannerchrugogCrap Score 54

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.