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Buckley

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We had a bank once. Now we've got ducks.
Twinned with a shut bank and a duck pond

39/100Crap Score

599th crappest of 984 towns, and 11th in Clwyd. Higher scores are crapper.

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Bring cash. Nowhere to get it.

Brick town. The banks have gone and the shops are emptying.

Buckley made bricks and pots and dug coal. Now it mostly argues about the speed limit. The banks have gone, the shops are emptying and the old buildings are coming down for flats. Locals reckon Mold gets everything.

There's 1 hairdresser on the map for the whole town, so a fair bit of Buckley's cutting its own. The sewers spill worse than most. The duck pond on the Common's nice. Lovely.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Buckley's 87 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 87% of towns.

  • Sewage spills87/1001,285 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain75/100151 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour58/10016.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Food hygiene44/1002.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 49 food businesses with a rating
  • Fly-tipping44/10010.1 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Flintshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Broadband32/1004.1% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 9.2% across the Flintshire council area
  • Criminal damage and arson28/1005.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Air pollution19/1005.9 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.6 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Serious road collisions9/1001.1 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
Your patch: ClwydTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
3Colwyn Bay217th78
4Prestatyn287th71
5Wrexham331st66
6Flint365th63
7Rhosllannerchrugog455th54
8Connah's Quay470th52
9Hawarden566th43
10Conwy583rd41
In danger of becoming nice from here down.11Buckley599th39

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Have a crap-off

Buckley against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

BuckleyCrap Score 39
v
MoldCrap Score 68

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.