Crap Towns / Suffolk / Bungay

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Bungay

Home of Black Shuck. Still on about the chickens.
Twinned with a ghost dog and a roundabout

41/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 41. Higher scores are crapper.

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Turn left at the chickens.

Famous for a ghost dog and a roundabout that used to have chickens living on it.

Bungay's big legend is Black Shuck, a giant ghost dog. The other landmark is a roundabout that had chickens living on it. The chickens got a memorial, and locals still give directions by them. Someone calls it Little London. Nobody knows why.

The castle's made the Heritage at Risk register. The storm overflows spill for 3.4 times as long as the typical town's, and some bright spark's smashing things up at 41% above the typical town's rate. The lorries come straight through, people speed and there's nowhere to park. Black Shuck's welcome to it.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Bungay's 81 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 81% of towns.

  • Sewage spills81/100921 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Criminal damage and arson80/1009.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour63/10011.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Broadband50/1005.2% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 14.6% across the East Suffolk council area
  • Food hygiene44/1002.0% rated 0 to 2, of the 50 food businesses with a rating
  • Air pollution37/1006.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.9 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Rain32/100121 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Fly-tipping30/1007.6 incidents per 1,000 people a year, East Suffolk council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Deliberate fires25/1003.3 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Serious road collisions17/1001.2 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
Your patch: SuffolkTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
–Bungay–41
1Lowestoft591st40
In danger of becoming nice from here down.2Sudbury685th30
3Ipswich835th15
4Haverhill872nd11
5Newmarket895th9
6Stowmarket915th7
7Felixstowe925th6
8Woodbridge946th4

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Bungay by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

East Suffolk council

Have a crap-off

Bungay against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

BungayCrap Score 41
v
BecclesCrap Score 30

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.