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Broughton

We build the wings. You sit in the retail park queue.
Twinned with an aircraft wing and a retail park

44/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 44. Higher scores are crapper.

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Wings and car parks.

They make Airbus wings here. Everyone else sits in traffic trying to get to the retail park.

Broughton makes wings for Airbus, and a giant plane called the Beluga flies in to take them away. Everyone else is stuck in the queue for the shopping park, or the queue when the factory shift changes, or both. The houses next to the retail park get the noise.

Crime comes in at about half the typical town's rate. Nobody smashes anything and nobody nicks anything, which is just as well, because the place is mostly a car park. The water gets the sewage. The wings get out. Lucky them.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Broughton's 87 for sewage spills means it's crapper than 87% of towns.

  • Sewage spills87/1001,280 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Serious road collisions72/1003.3 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Rain58/100133 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Broadband58/1009.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 9.2% across the Flintshire council area
  • Food hygiene56/1003.7% rated 0 to 2, of the 27 food businesses with a rating
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Fly-tipping44/10010.1 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Flintshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Air pollution32/1007.5 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.8 of fine particles, 2024 average
  • Anti-social behaviour8/1007.8 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson4/1003.1 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
Your patch: ClwydTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
4Prestatyn287th71
5Wrexham331st66
6Flint365th63
7Rhosllannerchrugog455th54
8Connah's Quay470th52
–Broughton–44
9Hawarden566th43
10Conwy583rd41
In danger of becoming nice from here down.11Buckley599th39

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Have a crap-off

Broughton against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

BroughtonCrap Score 44
v
HawardenCrap Score 43

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.