Wick. The street with one door.

Wick was the busiest herring port in Europe once, and they built Pulteneytown for the boats. The herring went. What's left is a High Street of empty shops and the shortest street in the world, Ebenezer Place, which has one door. It's the only thing most people have heard of.

The locals don't sit about, mind. They report things. 262 problems went in on FixMyStreet in a year, nearly nineteen times the typical Scottish town's rate, 154 of them potholes, plus a fair few cars somebody just left at the side of the road. The last bus goes at 5.38pm and there's none on a Sunday, so you can see why folk hang on to a car, even a dead one.

Thurso calls them the Dirty Weekers. Wick says it was busy workers once. Thurso isn't buying it.

The editor, who found the one door on Ebenezer Place