Crap Towns / Clwyd / Rhyl

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Rhyl

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Twinned with the Sun Centre, which closed

94/100Crap Score

64th crappest of 984 towns, and the crappest in Clwyd. Higher scores are crapper.

How the score works

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Crap Town of the Year 2026/27

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Letters from the locals

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Rhyl. It used to be fun.

The pier went, the Sun Centre went and the cinema went. The bad headlines stayed.

Rhyl was a proper seaside town once. The pier went, the Sun Centre went, the cinema went. They tarted up the seafront and the High Street stayed bookies and charity shops.

Anti-social behaviour runs at two and a half times the typical town's rate and it's still going up. Crime's over twice, criminal damage over twice, and a couple of the bathing waters only scraped Sufficient. It's the crappest town in Clwyd by a distance. Locals are allowed to slag it off. Prestatyn isn't.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Rhyl's 97 for anti-social behaviour means it's crapper than 97% of towns.

  • Anti-social behaviour97/10035.5 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Criminal damage and arson97/10015.3 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions86/1003.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Broadband85/10014.4% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 18.2% across the Denbighshire council area
  • Fly-tipping82/10019.4 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Denbighshire council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Food hygiene69/1003.5% rated 0 to 2, of the 232 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain67/100139 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Deliberate fires50/100
  • Sewage spills28/10086.3 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Air pollution6/1004.0 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.0 of fine particles, 2024 average
Your patch: ClwydTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Rhyl64th94
2Llandudno128th87
3Colwyn Bay217th78
4Prestatyn287th71
5Wrexham331st66
6Flint365th63
7Rhosllannerchrugog455th54
8Connah's Quay470th52
9Hawarden566th43

Have a crap-off

Rhyl against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RhylCrap Score 94
v
Kinmel BayCrap Score 78

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.