Crap Towns / Somerset / Radstock

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Radstock

Roadstuck. You'll see why.
Twinned with a double mini roundabout

65/100Crap Score

Too small for the table, which starts at 10,000 people, but it still scores 65. Higher scores are crapper.

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Radstock doesn't move.

An old mining town where the traffic doesn't move and there's nothing to do but get a haircut.

Radstock used to dig coal. Now it mostly sits at the double mini roundabouts going nowhere, which is why locals call it Roadstuck. There's no railway, the roadworks overlap and crossing the road is a gamble. 17% of the council's B and C roads need looking at, against 6% across England, so even when it moves it's bumpy.

The overflows run for over five times as long as the typical town's. Gigabit broadband reaches 77.8% of premises, so you can't even stream something while you're stuck. There's nothing in town but hairdressers.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Radstock's 93 for broadband means it's crapper than 93% of towns.

  • Broadband93/10022.2% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 20.7% across the Bath and North East Somerset council area
  • Sewage spills89/1001,458 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Rain67/100140 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Deliberate fires63/1007.7 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Food hygiene61/1003.9% rated 0 to 2, of the 51 food businesses with a rating
  • Fly-tipping60/10011.2 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Bath and North East Somerset council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Criminal damage and arson47/1006.9 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Anti-social behaviour39/10013.4 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Serious road collisions37/1002.0 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Air pollution23/1006.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 6.0 of fine particles, 2024 average
Your patch: SomersetTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
1Bath332nd66
–Radstock–65
2Bridgwater424th57
3Taunton474th52
4Keynsham479th51
5Weston-super-Mare486th51
6Midsomer Norton580th41
In danger of becoming nice from here down.7Chard611th38
8Yeovil651st34

Below the dashed line: in danger of becoming nice.

Radstock by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Bath and North East Somerset council

Have a crap-off

Radstock against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

RadstockCrap Score 65
v
Midsomer NortonCrap Score 41

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.