Crap Towns / Uttoxeter / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Uttoxeter?
In Uttoxeter, 9 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 6.4 per 10,000 people, 4.0 times the typical town's 1.6.
The town's better at giving you somewhere to piss than somewhere to sit.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Uttoxeter | – | 6.4 |
| Ashbourne | 15.9 km | 3.4 |
| Stafford | 19.3 km | 2.7 |
| Rugeley | 16.1 km | 1.9 |
| Blythe Bridge and Forsbrook | 15.1 km | 1.5 |
| Burton upon Trent | 18.6 km | 1.4 |
| Stoke-on-Trent | 21.2 km | 1.4 |
| Stone | 18.3 km | 1.2 |
| Cheadle | 12.5 km | 0.9 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |