Crap Towns / Uppermill / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Uppermill got?
Mapped in Uppermill as of 1 October 2026: 13 pubs, 7 hairdressers and 2 charity shops. Per head, pubs stand out: 11.6 per 10,000 people, 2.5 times the typical town's 4.7.
Uppermill's pubs are rammed every weekend with people who drove over from Oldham to pretend they're in Yorkshire.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 13 | 11.6 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 7 | 6.3 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 2 | 1.8 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | – | – | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | – | – | 0.3 |
| Banks | – | – | 0.8 |
| Greggs | – | – | 0.3 |