Crap Towns / Devon / Teignmouth

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Teignmouth

Tinmuff. Mind your chips.
Twinned with a train in the sea spray

24/100Crap Score

749th crappest of 984 towns, and 13th in Devon. Higher scores are crapper.

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The gulls run it.

Teignmouth has Back Beach, a pier and seagulls that will take the chips out of your hand.

Teignmouth has a pier, Back Beach, beaches by the railway and views over to Shaldon. Visitors can't pronounce it and the gulls nick your food. The pier isn't what it was and the traffic crawls across town.

There are 1,723 hours of sun a year, and Teignbridge wants £2,643 for a Band D home to sit in it. Dawlish reckons it's the nicer town. The figures say Dawlish is wrong.

What the score is made of

Ten ingredients, each marked out of 100. Higher is crapper.

Teignmouth's 70 for broadband means it's crapper than 70% of towns.

  • Broadband70/1005.6% of premises can't get gigabit, January 2026, and 23.1% across the Teignbridge council area
  • Sewage spills65/100496 spill hours per 10,000 people a year, storm overflows within 1 km, 2023 to 2025
  • Criminal damage and arson52/1007.2 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Food hygiene52/1002.6% rated 0 to 2, of the 116 food businesses with a rating
  • Rain47/100126 days of rain a year, at least 1 mm, 1991 to 2020 average
  • Anti-social behaviour30/10012.0 per 1,000 people a year, September 2023 to August 2026
  • Fly-tipping28/1007.3 incidents per 1,000 people a year, Teignbridge council area, 2022-23 to 2024-25
  • Serious road collisions25/1001.7 per 10,000 people a year, fatal and serious, 2021 to 2025
  • Deliberate fires12/1002.5 per 10,000 people a year, April 2023 to March 2026
  • Air pollution8/1004.1 µg/m³ of nitrogen dioxide and 5.2 of fine particles, 2024 average
Your patch: DevonTowns in the same county. Top of the table is crappest.
PosTownNationalScore
9Honiton623rd37
10Dawlish675th31
11Tavistock718th27
12Kingsteignton731st26
13Teignmouth749th24
14Brixham754th23
15Ivybridge803rd18
16Exmouth864th12
17Sidmouth933rd5

Teignmouth by numbers

Thinking of moving here? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Crime, muck and dodgy water

What's left on the high street

Getting about, getting online, getting rained on

Teignbridge council

Have a crap-off

Teignmouth against your mate's town, and a match ticket to rub it in.

TeignmouthCrap Score 24
v
DawlishCrap Score 31

Ten ingredients. One verdict. Who's crapper? The higher Crap Score takes it.