Crap Towns / Swanley / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Swanley got?
Mapped in Swanley as of 1 October 2026: 2 pubs, 6 hairdressers, 5 charity shops, 3 bookmakers and 1 Greggs. Per head, bookmakers stand out: 1.7 per 10,000 people, 2.4 times the typical town's 0.7.
Swanley's high street is Asda with a few shops stood round it waiting for a lift home.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 2 | 1.2 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 6 | 3.5 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 5 | 2.9 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | 3 | 1.7 | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | – | – | 0.3 |
| Banks | – | – | 0.8 |
| Greggs | 1 | 0.6 | 0.3 |