Crap Towns / Staines-upon-Thames / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Staines-upon-Thames got?
Mapped in Staines-upon-Thames as of 1 October 2026: 12 pubs, 20 hairdressers, 2 charity shops, 2 bookmakers, 1 vape shop, 6 banks and 1 Greggs. Per head, banks stand out: 2.8 per 10,000 people, 3.5 times the typical town's 0.8.
Upon-Thames was meant to bring a better class of shop. It got 20 hairdressers.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 12 | 5.6 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 20 | 9.4 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 2 | 0.9 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | 2 | 0.9 | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | 1 | 0.5 | 0.3 |
| Banks | 6 | 2.8 | 0.8 |
| Greggs | 1 | 0.5 | 0.3 |