Crap Towns / Marston Moretaine / Sewage
How much sewage spills near Marston Moretaine?
Storm overflows within 1 km of Marston Moretaine spilled for 2,522 hours per 10,000 people a year from 2023 to 2025, 9.2 times the typical town's 275. In 2025 it was 1,439, down from 2,464 in 2023.
Moretaine or Moreteyne, the water's still full of shit.
| Period | Here | Typical town |
|---|---|---|
| 2023 | 2,464 | 315 |
| 2024 | 3,664 | 307 |
| 2025 | 1,439 | 148 |
| Town | Distance | Spill hours per 10,000 people a year |
|---|---|---|
| Marston Moretaine | – | 2,522 |
| Newport Pagnell | 12.4 km | 191 |
| Milton Keynes | 15.1 km | 161 |
| Ampthill | 5.8 km | 43.3 |
| Bedford | 10.1 km | 42.8 |
| Wixams | 5.6 km | 30.0 |
| Flitwick | 7.7 km | 28.2 |
| Cranfield | 4.5 km | 0.0 |
| Olney | 14.8 km | 0.0 |
| The typical town | – | 275 |