Crap Towns / Lewes / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Lewes?
In Lewes, 14 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 8.7 per 10,000 people, 5.4 times the typical town's 1.6.
School Hill is a bloody steep place to discover the loo is back down there.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| Lewes | – | 8.7 |
| Newhaven | 9.9 km | 3.9 |
| Brighton and Hove | 8.6 km | 3.9 |
| Southwick | 17.3 km | 3.3 |
| Seaford | 13.5 km | 2.9 |
| Hassocks and Hurstpierpoint | 13.6 km | 2.8 |
| Hailsham | 17.9 km | 2.2 |
| Burgess Hill | 13.2 km | 2.1 |
| Haywards Heath | 15.6 km | 1.5 |
| Uckfield | 12.5 km | 1.3 |
| Peacehaven | 8.6 km | 1.3 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |