Crap Towns / Kirton / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Kirton got?
Mapped in Kirton as of 1 October 2026: 1 pub, 3 hairdressers, 1 charity shop and 1 bookmaker. Per head, bookmakers stand out: 1.8 per 10,000 people, 2.6 times the typical town's 0.7.
Kirton's shops are so quiet the fly-tippers bring more in than anyone carries out.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 1 | 1.8 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 3 | 5.4 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 1 | 1.8 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | 1 | 1.8 | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | – | – | 0.3 |
| Banks | – | – | 0.8 |
| Greggs | – | – | 0.3 |