Crap Towns / Hoyland / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Hoyland got?
Mapped in Hoyland as of 1 October 2026: 18 pubs, 5 hairdressers, 2 charity shops, 2 bookmakers, 2 vape shops and 1 bank. Per head, vape shops stand out: 1.3 per 10,000 people, 4.3 times the typical town's 0.3.
Hoyland's shops are fine for a pasty and a pint of milk. For anything else it's Barnsley, God help you.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 18 | 11.6 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 5 | 3.2 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 2 | 1.3 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | 2 | 1.3 | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | 2 | 1.3 | 0.3 |
| Banks | 1 | 0.6 | 0.8 |
| Greggs | – | – | 0.3 |