Crap Towns / Houston / Crime

How much crime is there in Houston?

The police recorded 36.4 crimes per 1,000 people a year in Houston from January 2023 to December 2025, 33% lower than the typical Scottish town's 54.4. The most common was violence and sexual offences, at 9.4. In the 12 months to December 2025 it was 38.7, up from 31.3 in the 12 months to December 2023.

Over time
PeriodHereTypical Scottish town
January 2023 to December 202331.353.2
January 2024 to December 202439.152.2
January 2025 to December 202538.755.9
By type
CrimeHereTypical Scottish town
Violence and sexual offences9.415.1
Shoplifting7.66.8
Other crime4.98.0
Other theft4.64.3
Criminal damage and arson3.67.2
Drugs2.03.9
Possession of weapons1.42.0
Vehicle crime1.41.6
Burglary1.21.8
Robbery0.20.3
Bicycle theft0.10.2
Public order––
Theft from the person––
Nearby towns
TownDistanceCrimes per 1,000 people a year
Clydebank9.4 km85.3
Renfrew9.1 km70.4
Paisley7.2 km68.1
Dumbarton9.3 km63.4
Elderslie4.5 km44.0
Johnstone4.1 km42.0
Houston–36.4
Linwood2.7 km36.4
Duntocher10.4 km34.2
Erskine6.8 km17.9
Bishopton5.1 km15.6
The typical Scottish town–54.4