Crap Towns / Greenwich / Public toilets
How many public toilets are there in Greenwich?
In Greenwich, 41 public toilets are mapped (October 2026): 1.4 per 10,000 people, 13% lower than the typical town's 1.6.
| Town | Distance | Toilets per 10,000 people |
|---|---|---|
| City of London | 11.2 km | 97.9 |
| Tower Hamlets | 7.8 km | 4.4 |
| Bromley | 11.4 km | 2.8 |
| Lewisham | 6.0 km | 2.2 |
| Southwark | 9.0 km | 2.1 |
| Bexley | 6.2 km | 1.7 |
| Newham | 6.0 km | 1.5 |
| Greenwich | – | 1.4 |
| Swanley | 11.6 km | 1.2 |
| Hackney | 12.0 km | 0.7 |
| Barking and Dagenham | 9.4 km | 0.7 |
| The typical town | – | 1.6 |