Crap Towns / Dumfries / Shops
How many pubs, bookies and Greggs has Dumfries got?
Mapped in Dumfries as of 1 October 2026: 23 pubs, 6 hairdressers, 7 charity shops, 4 bookmakers, 3 vape shops, 7 banks and 4 Greggs. Per head, Greggs stand out: 1.2 per 10,000 people, 4.0 times the typical town's 0.3.
Four times the typical town's Greggs per head. No wonder the gulls moved in.
| Type | Mapped | Per 10,000 | Typical town |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pubs | 23 | 6.8 | 4.7 |
| Hairdressers | 6 | 1.8 | 4.5 |
| Charity shops | 7 | 2.1 | 1.4 |
| Bookmakers | 4 | 1.2 | 0.7 |
| Vape shops | 3 | 0.9 | 0.3 |
| Banks | 7 | 2.1 | 0.8 |
| Greggs | 4 | 1.2 | 0.3 |